Ever since the season 2 premier of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub has a distorted face. Honestly, that bitch scares me. I don’t mind Teresa’s table flipping, Dina’s bitchiness, or Caroline’s iron fist. Actually in fact, I love ALL the New Jersey housewives except that one crazy bitch, Danielle.

Meet Danielle’s biological father:

See the resemblance?