Ever since the season 2 premier of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub has a distorted face. Honestly, that bitch scares me. I don’t mind Teresa’s table flipping, Dina’s bitchiness, or Caroline’s iron fist. Actually in fact, I love ALL the New Jersey housewives except that one crazy bitch, Danielle.

Meet Danielle’s biological father:

See the resemblance?


[ Credit to Popcrunch ]

These crazy ass, retarded whore bags have struck another precious nerve. Honestly, why does E! constantly air the re-runs of the show Pretty Wild? Why can’t they just play re-runs of Giuliana & Bill instead? Anywho’s, I came upon one episode that I just had to blog about. The incident between the Wiener Neiers & Vanity Fair, Nancy Jo.

According to Vanity Fair written by Nancy Jo, “A leggy girl with long, dark hair and shimmering blue-green eyes, Neiers was wearing a tweed miniskirt, a pink sweater, and six-inch Christian Louboutin heels. “I have a pretty cool shoe collection going on right now,” she said.” This statement obviously pissed off the Wieners Neiers family. Wow. I never knew my ears can bleed while the screeching sound of Wiener Neiers’s voice but geez, she sounds like a damn rat in hot pursuit. Someone please exterminate her for God’s sake & the entire world’s sanity.

Last thoughts: What’s wrong wearing Louboutin heels into the courthouse? It’s somewhat conservative. If the papz are gonna be there, might as well dress to impress, you wanna be celeb. (hits head against wall while screaming, “die bitch die!!”)

Season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County has been (um)… Hmmmm…. Total Debbie downers! Either we have Tamra Barney and her so-called perfect marriage but currently is facing divorce, Matt Keough, ex-husband of Jeana Keough who got his 3rd DUI, Gretchen Rossi and her suspicious ways of living (if you know what I mean), and of course the air head…. I mean, Lynne Curtin who got served with an eviction letter at her Laguna Beach rental.

After doing some research, in the previous season of OC housewives, Lynne Curtin was evicted from her previous home!!! Omg! This crazy housewife needs a serious reality check. Really now?! This is her second eviction…. (according to TMZ). Old news or not, this bitch is wayyy over her head.

After her eviction she and the other ladies go to San Francisco for some shopping, despite her debts & evictions, she goes and drops $1200 on a hideous leather jacket.

Alexis mentioned the Skinny girl margarita. The one created by Bethenny Frankel (NYC).

…. Last words, bravo, stop playing the OC housewives!!! I am truly sick of them and their oompa loompa skin tones. I want the NJ & NYC housewives back asap!!! Thanks!

[Source: Yu Tsai Photography]